Hobart’s Funnies
Media attention will soon be focused on the upcoming 65th anniversary of the D-Day landings of June 6, 1944.
When the assault force, including my regiment, the Royal Winnipeg Rifles, was approaching the Juno Beach landing area, we saw all manner of special assault vehicles.
Known as “Hobart’s Funnies,” these vehicles were developed by the British 79th Armoured Division under the command of British military engineer Major-General Sir Percy Cleghorn Stanley Hobart. Drawing on the lessons of the ill-fated Dieppe Raid of 1942, the Funnies were designed to perform tasks such as clearing mines, throwing flames and even travelling over water at the rate of almost five knots.
Among them was the Churchill Crocodile tank, which featured a flame gun mounted in place of the hull machine gun. With a range of about 120 yards, it could fire continuously or 80 one-second bursts. It also employed a quick-release device allowing it to discard its trailer and revert to a normal tank.
The Sherman Crab was a minesweeping adaptation of the Sherman tank. It employed a flailing attachment, which was a rotor at the front of the tank to which was attached 43 chains with an iron ball at the other end. These chains beat the ground and exploded mines. They were of great benefit in Normandy and the northwest European campaign.
Armoured Vehicle Royal Engineers (AVREs) were Churchill tanks designed to handle tasks as varied as laying bridges over obstacles and dropping bundles of sticks (known as fascines) into trenches. Each was fitted with a powerful gun called a Petard, which fired high-explosive shells — dubbed “Flying Dustbins” — capable of destroying a concrete pill-box.
The Duplex Drive (DD) Tank was an amphibious Sherman tank, the “DD” quickly being converted to the nickname “Donald Duck” by the troops. With a waterproof chassis, collapsible canvas screen with tubes that filled with compressed air, and two rear propellers, they were mistaken for small landing crafts by the Germans. Once onshore, the air tubes deflated, the screen collapsed and the propellers retracted to allow the vehicle to act as a normal tank.
The Armoured Bulldozer was a standard Caterpillar diesel tractor converted for military use by adding a blade and protective armour plating. Carrying no armament, these vehicles cleared Normandy beach obstacles, assisted demolition teams with attacking seawalls, cleared debris, built ramps for inland-bound vehicles and later cleared streets, filled bomb craters and removed road blocks.
These and the other Funnies contributed enormously to the success on D-Day by helping the Allies break quickly through the German beach defenses.
Percy Hobart – “Father of the Funnies” — received a number of honours including Knight Commander of the Order of the British Empire and the American Legion of Merit. He retired in 1946 and died in 1957 in Surrey, England.
An excellent book titled The Tools of War notes that U.S. General Omar Bradley and his staff eventually accepted the swimming tanks, but not the rest of “Hobart’s menagerie.” It concludes, however: “British and Canadian formations used them all. The weird machines worked – and saved many lives.”
PASSCHENDAELE, 1917
CAMBRAI, 1918
Lt. Doug Kirkpatrick died on August 28, 1944 – how well and sadly the circumstances were known to me. He was in Charlie Company, of which I happened to be the commanding officer. It happened just after we crossed the Seine River at Elbeuf. We saw some activity in a hedgerow about 400 yards to our right. It was my responsibility to call up the mobile artillery – the 105mm mounted on tanks – to give covering fire.
Lt. Don Riesberry was a promising graduate of Brandon University. He was killed on October 11, 1944, in the infamous battle of the Leopold Canal. Don had gone overseas with the Royal Saskatchewan Regiment, later transferring to the RWRs. His widow, living in Brandon, Manitoba, was visited by a number of RWRs including myself. She showed us some of his trophies, mostly for academic work. In particular, she was proud of the fact that he had studied under the noted Manitoba historian, Dr. W.L. Morton.

